"GOING

GREEN"

I've about had it with being told to "go green", and with being told to drive green cars, to use green energy, to eat green eggs and ham, and to be friendly to green aliens. And while everything else is going green, paper currency is turning shades of pinkish-orange, or some other "fall" color, indicating the economy is doing a brody. Anyway, about the only green I'm interested in are green frogs. And even then, I'd prefer if they wore plaid.